Boyfriend is better at Words with Friends than me. But I’m better at Scramble with Friends. Perfect match?
My favorite thing on The Newlywed Game so Far
A husband to his wife after she gave a bogus answer: “We’re here to win, not make shit up!”
Some lady just walked right onto the court during the Laker/Nugget game. Hahaha!
So I just went into the kitchen to do some upkeep like my roommate asked and she already washed all of the dishes.
Boyfriend asked me why he found a lighter in his son’s laundry if his son doesn’t smoke. List of things I said he could be lighting: candles , other people’s cigarettes, incense, farts and torches.
Having one of those days where I feel like nobody likes me. And then my roommate texted me to tell me I need to upkeep the kitchen more often and now I feel like a disgusting slob on top of that.
